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thoughts for a rainy day… March 21, 2006

Posted by scan man in humour, Misc.
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I resolved to post something today….

After hours of non-existent effort.. I came up with this. Its not original. I got this on email – I don’t know when & from who. But I had thought at that time that it was worth saving for a rainy really boring day…

Well today is the day.. Read on if you don’t have anything better to do 🙂

  1. Never argue with an idiot. He drags you down to his level then beats you with experience!
  2. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
  3. If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.
  4. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
  5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  6. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
  7. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
  8. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it.
  9. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  10. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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1. Moof - March 22, 2006

Oh! Those are really good!

I have two favorites:

5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
and
6. It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Thanks for posting those, Dr. Scan Man! :o)

2. It's me, T.J. - March 22, 2006

If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.

I really like this one.

later…

3. scan man - March 22, 2006

Thank you Moof & TJ. I’m glad I was able to make you smile today 🙂


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