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I’m not going to make this mistake again. April 4, 2006

Posted by scan man in humour, Misc.
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I am 31% Idiot.
Ain't Too Bright

I ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of me. I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least I know my limits.

Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. – Laurence J. Peter (The Peter Principle).

I wish I had known this before I was tempted to take this test.

Thanks Moof.

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1. Moof - April 4, 2006

*LOL* Oh my! Dr. Scan Man! You must just be having a bad day … anyone who speaks all the languages you know is wayyy ahead of this old lady! ;o)

By the way … I never noticed the little smiley at the very bottom of your blog … he’s cute!

2. It's me, T.J. - April 5, 2006

I agree with Moof.

Maybe you should take a nap and retake the test.

later…

3. scan man - April 5, 2006

Like any good patient, I looked for and got a second opinion.

These are the results for an online Intelligence test that I took.

Full analytical report for scan man

Please bookmark this page; it will be available online for two weeks. You may also print a copy of each section for your records.

General statistics

Total number of questions: 30
Questions answered: 30
Questions not answered: 0
Questions answered correctly: 22
Questions answered incorrectly: 8
Percentage correct answers: 73 %

Your age adjusted IQ score is 116 and the average score for all test takers is 100. You scored higher than 85 % of all the people that took this test.

Your Grade ** Above Average **

I answered 'I don't know' for all the questions that had series of numbers with more than 2 digits. I hate Maths. I left out so many questions in my 12th standard Maths exam that I barely passed. Luckily for me they don't consider Maths scores for entrance into Medical College.

4. It's me, T.J. - April 6, 2006

Hmmm…

Good idea.

I’m going to have to remember that ‘second opinion’ thingy.

It could possibly help me out of some jams.

later…

5. Moof - April 8, 2006

Dr Scan Man – you’re a man after my own heart! I absolutely bomb at math. I’m horrible – terrible … I won’t admit out loud how abysmal I am.

I waited until last summer to teach myself Algebra, because I had done so badly at it in high school. I wanted to go back to college, and I knew I’d never pass a math entrance exam if I didn’t put some effort in.

I studied all summer – Algebra I, II and Pre-Calc … and I made it! *phew!* I ended up getting a 4.0 in college Algebra, but it was because I had just finished studying it only a few months before.

Now, I’m determined to teach myself Calculus, because I know that when I go for my BS I’m going to need it – I’d better be one step ahead!

Gee … maybe I should consider Medical College out in your direction instead … a private school would cost less than my associates is costing, and I woudn’t need to study Calculus …

Whoa … that’s too tempting … 0.o

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