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Politics, Theory of April 18, 2006

Posted by scan man in Politics.
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Its way past midnight on yet another Manic Monday, but I just can't sleep..

So I guess I'll post the Theory of Politics, that I found on yet another trawl on the Internet.

This little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well, son let me try to explain it to you this way… I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me 'Capitalism'. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the household, so we'll call her the 'Government'. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you 'The People'. The nanny, well, she works hard all day for very little money, so we'll consider her 'The Working Class'. And your baby brother…we'll call him 'The Future'. Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about".

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit."

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Comments»

1. Moof - April 18, 2006

Oh wow!!! Is that good! Whoever wrote that one was on the ball! *LOL*

Dr. Scan Man … I do hope that you don’t really have a problem with insomnia, eh? Not with the busy days you must have … you’ll have to prescribe a little “nightcap” for yourself if this sort of thing continues …

;o)

2. scan man - April 18, 2006

Moof, Thanks. I appreciate the idea, but I guess I’ll have to decline. You’ll probably see more about this in my next post…

3. It's me, T.J. - April 18, 2006

That was ‘seriously’ funny!

I hope that you get some sleep.

later…

4. Pk - April 19, 2006

tooo funny!!!!!!!!

5. androsky - July 2, 2006

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